Couchlock
$40.00
Couchlock Authentic Seeds – 10 Pack from The BCSC
Couchlock was cleverly created crossing True Northern Lights #5 with a True Pure Afghani #1.
Couchlock by The British Columbia Seed Company is guaranteed to live up to its name!!! Couchlock is the worlds first super high CBD/THC combination strain.
Description
Buy our world famous couchlock strain from the original creators! Seriously if you truly want to be drooling on the couch, couchlock is your solution. Believe me when I say that just 1 or 2 hits will have you couchlocked. Even veteran smokers will be drooling in a closed eye daze within 15 minutes, promise. Just turn your lights out and try to keep your eyes open. You’ll most likely end up soaked in a puddle of drool after staring at the same spot on the wall for over 8 hours.
Couchlock Cannabis Strain
Medical patients actually prefer the couchlocking effects, especially patients with real pain agree on couchlock for their sleep with a comforting body buzz that renders you motionless, content and comfortable relief from pain.
Couchlock is without a doubt the most stupefying strain you’ll ever sample. If you enjoy our Couchlock be sure to try our Afghani Dream, she makes up half of our Couchlock.
This strain was created for the people who just want to feel stupid and be put on the couch. She’s a hard hitting indica! She’s gonna put you damn near asleep after a toke or two.
Couchlock Grow
She grow’s hardy and is resilient in harsh outdoor conditions. Heavy winds and cold rain and snow won’t be enough to take her down. Mold and pest/rodent resistant makes this a great strain for the newbie.
She’lll grow compact with lush dark green leaves. She’ll start to stretch up a little once the flowering cycle is induced. She’ll finish quickly forming long dense colas that are ready for harvest within 49 days and only 2.5′-3′ feet tall. You won’t find a higher yielding strain that can grow in under 50 days.
PLEASE NOTE: Couchlock is often sold out and hard to keep in stock, you will be redirected to other strains that are available to purchase.
Additional information
| THC | Very High |
|---|---|
| THC Percentage | 48.06% |
| CBD | Very High |
| CBD Percentage | 12.93% |
| Yield | Very High |
| Yield g/m2 | 780 |
| Cloning Ease | Easy |
| Ease to Grow | Easy |
| Flowering Days | 45-49 |
| Flowering Times | 40-49 Days |
| Genetics | 100% Indica |
| Height Indoors | Medium, Short |
| Height Outdoors | Medium, Short |
| Lineage | Afghani x N.L.#5 (F-1 hybrid) |
| Odour | Medium |
| Smell | Earthy |
| Smoke Flavor | Hashy |
| Smoke Taste | Brown Sugar |
| Stone Time | 8-12 Hours |
| Stoned Time Eaten | 12-16 Hours |
| Type of Seeds | Regular (Male/Female) |
Brandan Williams –
I totally agree, the best strain on earth is couchlock
Ted Gray –
Hands down this is the best strain on earth. It’s always sold out, this is a huge problem
Pete Mills –
I feel so lucky to get my seeds, they’ve been sold out of couchlock for a while now. But they’re here and growing strong. 100 % germinated
Juan Sanchez –
Man, it was kinda worth the wait, it took FOREVER to come in stock, but they finally sent my seeds last Christmas and I finally harvested my couchlock. I’m literally glued to the couch and so happy and so high right now, i’ve never been so high.
Craig Gibbons –
with all the new strains out there, this is still my first choice.
John U. –
OMG, I’ve been friggin glued to my chair five hours now.
Andy Anderson –
This is some extreme dank
Robert Carmichael –
killer strain
Wahroonga Australia –
most potent week i’ve ever grown with my own two hands mates
Angus O’Sullivan –
Made me bang my head listing to AC/DC and rock out. What a potent buzz, it’s so strong man.
Newton Warren –
Hardcore to your brain stem
John Blackie –
I have to just admit it, it’s the most potent weed I have ever smoked. I’m not sure what to say about it, I’d never gotten so stoned like that before, I’ll have to try it a few more times before I decide. For now, 5 star rating on service, and yield.
Scott Graham –
This strain has some punch. Two hits and I was knocked down onto my couch for the rest of the night. Watching TV was so much funner.
matt burley –
1week shipping to the US , all seeds popped. No problem. Very short plant, maybe 8″ in vegetation then i switched the lights to 12. six weeks later my 8 girls were done, thick stalk and almost 3′ high. Definite couch lock, i could not move my body, arms worked fine.
Tom Chu –
its very strong weed
Christian Dean –
Yo, this dank is the dankest, slammed us into our couch and we passed out way before midnight and missed the new year. Most potent strain man
Xiang Lu –
Powerful strain that really kncks you down deep into the couch. It reminds me of trainspotting when Renton OD’s and falls deep into the carpet below the floor. I’ve never come acroos a more powerful strain than couchlock. Good breeder guys!
Jean Philippe –
Freakin heavy man, so heavy.
Allen McFadden –
This is hands down the most potent cannabis strain on Earth, holy crap
Brad Franklin –
My seeds came, yeah!
Jesus –
Holy crap, this strain is killer man.
Mark Dewey –
I love to smoke this watching family guy with my cat, my cat loves getting high with me on the couch.
Mr. Brown –
I got completely wasted of two hits of just its bud, I couldn’t imagine how I could become so immobile from weed.
Chris Miller –
I’m in love with this strain because it kills my pain from nerve damage after taking chemo for so long. This is the most narcotic strain I’ve come across in my 9 years after being treated with chemo. If your suffering like me, I hope this strain will bring you relief like it did for me, now I have many more “good” days and my enjoyment in life as drastically increased
Val Vanderhuis –
Kick back and relax, you’re guaranteed to be relaxed glued to the couch for at least 4 hours. Heavy on the brain and body so relaxed. Talk about narcotic effects, I skip my oxycodone when blazing couchloch. This is my favorite jar in my medicine cabinet
Davy Graham –
Get couchlock from british columbia seeds…it’s a total couchlock just like the name suggests, and it lives up to its name!!! they all grow up so uniform.
As long as you get 1 female to clone from, your set for life.
My largest Couchlock mother produced thousands clones already and they’re all just as potent and vigerous as their mom. Couch Lock far exceeded my expectations, expecially for cloning man
Jesus –
I’m such a slob. One big toke and I’m stuck on the couch with grease on my shirt from eating potato chips.
Bob Boss –
I spend my days running around and always on my feet running a few booths at a large flee market selling electronics. After a long day I need to recharge, sleep deep and get ready to work hard again the next day. Couch Lock helps ease my soar feet and allows me a deep relaxation for an hour